Warning: Wearing this hoodie may result in uncontrollable eye-rolling, reduced tolerance for nonsense, and spontaneous removal of toxic people from your life. If you’re allergic to pendejos and your patience expired years ago, this hoodie is your new uniform. Comfy, bold, and guaranteed to make at least three people clutch their invisible pearls—perfect for parties, brunch, grocery store trips, and anywhere you want the message to be loud without you saying a word.
Ideal for the unapologetically real, the sarcastic, the “I said what I said” crew, and anyone who believes self-care starts with a strong boundary and a cute hoodie.
Product Features
- Cozy 2-piece jersey-lined hood for comfort while avoiding pendejo energy
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit — because being bothered is not on today’s agenda
- Handy pouch pocket for snacks, petty thoughts, or emergency lip gloss
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified — because we’re allergic to harmful chemicals too
- Fair Labor Association + WRAP certified — ethically made, unlike some people’s decisions
🧺 Care Instructions
- Keep it cute, keep it spicy:
- Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F), gentle cycle — treat it better than you treat pendejos
- Non-chlorine bleach only if life gets messy
- Tumble dry low — high heat is for drama, not laundry
- Iron low if you want it crisp (inside out to protect the sass)
- Do not dry clean — they can’t handle this level of attitude
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan SF500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
