Allergic to Pendejos, pendejas, pendejada

Warning: May cause uncontrollable eye-rolling and spontaneous boundary-setting. 🙄

If your patience expired years ago and your tolerance for nonsense is officially at zero, this hoodie was made for you. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a vibe. Wear it because you've earned it.

“Alérgica a los pendejos” — porque tu energía es sagrada y no tienes tiempo pa' tonterías. 🔥

Fit & feel

• Gildan SF500 hoodie with a classic, relaxed fit
• Medium-heavy fabric: 8.4 oz/yd² (284.8 g/m²)
• Dropped shoulders for an easy, modern feel
• Two-piece, color-matched jersey-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket and tear-away label
• Available in sizes S–5XL

Material

• Solid colors: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Dark Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Sport Grey: 75% cotton, 25% polyester
• 100% cotton face for a smooth, sharp print surface; fiber content varies by color

Made with care

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie). Produced by a mill partnered with the Fair Labor Association and in a WRAP-certified facility.

Care

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F, gentle cycle
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Perfect for gifting to your most self-aware friend. Or yourself. Especially yourself.

📦 Ships in 3–7 business days.